Asylum Rules Tag Team Match
Sanctum vs. Schoner Twins

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Chloe and Claire Schoner signed their contract in Ik0n when the company was in full force, beat the established tag team stars Philly Air Raid in their first match on television in a match that the fans loved and that they were proud of. Showing that they were worth every single dollar that they were paid…and then damn near nothing happened.

 

I say damn near nothing because Claire and Chloe still did regular house show matches. Which were LOADED with wrestlers that were relevant enough to be seen but NOT on proper cards or even on special house shows like Synergistic that would be airing soon. And of course the Schoner twins won every match they had. Even after Asylum Wrestling Society took the lead and their contracts were picked up.

 

But they still weren’t happy. Why? Because they were off television. Most wrestling companies would KILL to have not one but two super sexy blonde wrestlers, TWINS no less, one of them was a brilliant high flyer in Claire, the other was a gifted technical grappler in her sister Chloe. They’d be fixtures on TV for any wrestling promotion in America but Asylum Wrestling Society and it put a chip on their shoulders. It made them angry, it made them HUNGRY. They believed they were doing all of the right things. Putting in all the proper work. Not having any sense of arrogance toward their work and preparation. So the fact that they weren’t getting booked on proper Ik0n and now AWS shows was baffling to them.

 

And then the fourth AWS Madness show was announced…

 

Claire & Chloe Schoner: FINALLY WE’RE ON TV!

 

The twins would read this from their iPhone and immediately start getting in ready for their match. They weren’t even afraid that they had to do battle with the one and only Sanctum, a team that embodied a lot of the values and aspects the fans expected when it came to the Asylum Wrestling Society. Violence, visible, toughness, all in a hairy viking-like package. 

 

But then the excitement faded away to focus. It was an intergender match. They had to hit twice as hard, move twice as fast, and be twice as resilient just to have a chance at beating Ragnarr & Hrothgar. But Clair and Chloe had been athletes since they were in elementary school. They knew how to get ready for big competition.

 

Chloe Schoner: So you know what we have to do right?

 

Claire Schoner: Extra long training sesh?

 

Chloe Schoner: One hour thirty minutes at least.

 

Claire Schoner: Sanctum match study?

 

Chloe Schoner: About the same time. And everyday.

 

Claire Schoner: Got it sis. 

 

Chloe Schoner: Victory shopping and dinner once we win?

 

Then Claire’s focused face broke into a smile.

 

Claire Schoner: Always. 

 

And that’s exactly what the Minnesota born twins planned on doing. Working harder, studying longer, with plans on shopping and celebrating once it was all done. It’d be well deserved and well earned if they won and they had no problems putting in the effort for their first televised wrestling match since February.

 

They just need to promo to make their true intentions known.

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Chloe and Claire wanted to show the whole world who they were, what made them special, what made them different from Sanctum, and most importantly what made them better than Sanctum before they did battle on AWS Madness. Their first televised match in months. It wasn’t just about cutting a trash talking promo to get people excited for the show. They had to let the fans know exactly who the hell they were.

 

So the scene started just like this…

 

Chloe Schoner: We are rich…

 

Chloe and Claire said in unison while it was shown that they were shopping in an expensive store loaded with designer products and walking out with loaded bags to their luxury cars.

 

Claire Schoner: We are athletes…

 

Then it was shown that they were performing gymnast routines and doing fast-moving cardio workouts to show off their speed and stamina.

 

Chloe Schoner: And most importantly…

 

Claire Schoner: We are…

 

Chloe & Claire Schoner: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS!

 

And with their voices giving confident exclamations to the fans were now seeing footage of the beautiful blondes kicking ass in the wrestling ring. Throwing punches and kicks, lifting and throwing opponents around, and of course performing double team moves on the way to victory to show that their tag team unison was top-tier.

 

Chloe Schoner: But I bet you didn’t know that.

 

Claire Schoner: Or maybe you forgot about that.

 

Chloe & Claire Schoner: Because we haven’t been on TV in so long!

 

Then the screen went black. Playing off the lack of Schoner twins on TV. Which was the exact case for five months. Any person who was used to being on screen would be enraged at this. 

 

Which is exactly how the Schoners felt as they were revealed backstage of the Boneyard Arena in full wrestling gear. Directly in the hallway. Their ring gear was green and gold with Claire wearing a two-piece wrestling top with stars on her breasts and a zipper with matching boots and women’s wrestling shorts and belt. Her sister Chloe wore the same type of gear but with elbow-length arm sleeves and hearts with the buckles.

 

Chloe Schoner: Five months. It’s been five months since you all were given the sweet sight of the one and only Schoner Twins. And EVERYTHING has changed around us.

 

Claire Schoner: New wrestlers, new companies even.

 

Chloe Schoner: Soooooo it’s time to restart the Scho and reintroduce ourselves. My name is Chloe Schoner.

 

Claire Schoner: I’m Claire Schoner

 

Chloe & Claire: And we are the Schoner Twins!

 

Chloe Schoner: And we have like A LOT of ass kicking to make up for. Starting with Hrothgarr and Ragnar…Sanctum…

 

Claire Schoner: UGH. These hairy, scary, freaks are the things we have to share our ring with? Yeah lets not let them spoil our re-debut

 

Chloe Schoner: Oh we won’t. Yeah um spoiler alert people but the Schoner Twins are winning tonight. We’re not telling you HOW you’ll have to tune in for that buuuut yeah we’re winning tonight here at Madness.

 

Of course the Schoners didn't truly know they were going to win but they wanted to put on an aura of confidence. As if their match was in the bag. A foregone conclusion that they just had to play out against their opposing tag team.

 

Then came the direct trash talk.

 

Claire Schoner: I know you two pigs aren’t used to losing a lot so we’ll give you sweaty devil's your due. You aren’t completely useless to the company. You beat Los Sangritas about a month ago after all.

 

Chloe Schoner: But we are not Los Sangritas. We’re smarter, faster, and better than them in every way. 

 

Claire Schoner: Comes with having tag team chemistry out of the womb. I’m not going to let my twin sis down.

 

Claire couldn’t but brag in this statement.

 

Chloe Schoner: And y’know it’s a little ironic that two women from the Viking state of Minnesota are going to humiliate and defeat a pair of cosplay vikings tonight. But that’s what’s going to happen. 

 

Claire Schoner: I think it’s awesome really. I couldn’t imagine a better way to get our Scho-started once again..

 

Chloe Schoner: Oooh! I see the camera geek motioning us to wrap it up so okay, fine. We’ll end it with this. Sanctum. You two are fat, ugly, slobs for guys pretending to be scary vikings who nobody takes seriously. My sister and I sure don’t. And we are going to love beating you in our first match back. Because the Schoner Twins are back and we are going to bring BEAUTY and star power to the Asylum. Toodles!

 

And then the sisters sashayed off screen. Letting the camera’s purposefully get a view of their asses while they walked down the hall while before the camera faded to black.

 

*Hrothgar and Ragnarr, the fearsome duo known as Sanctum, stand in front of a blazing bonfire, their massive frames casting intimidating shadows. Hrothgar, with his braided beard and a fierce glint in his eye, steps forward, gripping a massive war axe. Ragnarr, his hair wild and eyes burning with intensity, slams his shield on the ground, creating a thunderous echo.*

Hrothgar: *[growls]* So, the Schoner Twins think we're just "cosplay Vikings," eh? They mock our heritage, our strength. *[points axe towards the camera]* Chloe and Claire, you have no idea what you've unleashed. You say we're not scary? *[laughs darkly]* You will learn the true meaning of fear when you step into the ring with Sanctum.

Ragnarr: *[roars, his voice booming]* You call us pretend? You think our axes are for show? *[swings his axe through the air with a swift, powerful motion]* By the gods, we will make you feel pain like never before. The brutality we bring is real, and it will be etched into your bones.

Hrothgar: *[nods, eyes narrowing]* Your words have sealed your fate. AWS Madness IV will be your last memory of standing tall. After we’re done, you won’t have to worry about television appearances, because you’ll be too broken to stand, let alone fight.

Ragnarr: *[smirks, his expression fierce]* Prepare yourselves, Schoner Twins. For when you enter our realm, the only thing awaiting you is destruction. You will beg for mercy, but none shall be given. Sanctum is coming for you, and we will leave nothing but ruin in our wake.

Hrothgar: *[raises axe high]* We are the storm that ravages, the tempest that tears apart. You, Schoner Twins, will be the first to experience the wrath of true warriors. We have sailed the seas of fury, and our axes have tasted the blood of many foes. You will be no different. Your cries will be our victory song.

Ragnarr: *[slams shield into the ground again, sparks flying]* You’ve had your moment to mock us, but at AWS Madness IV, your laughter will turn to screams. We do not play games. We do not pretend. Our rage is real, our power undeniable. We are Sanctum, and we are the end of your bravado.

*The camera zooms in on their intense expressions, capturing the fire in their eyes.*

Hrothgar: *[growls lowly]* Every strike, every blow, will be a reminder of your foolishness. Your mockery will be paid in full with suffering. We are not just Vikings, we are legends reborn. And you, Schoner Twins, are merely the next chapter in our saga of domination.

Ragnarr: *[leans forward, eyes burning with menace]* Chloe, Claire, you think you know pain? You’ve yet to meet true agony. When the bell rings, when we stand face-to-face, your courage will crumble. You will realize that we are not men to be trifled with. We are the harbingers of your defeat.

*The flames behind them roar higher, reflecting the intensity in their eyes. Sanctum, Hrothgar and Ragnarr, let out a final, unison roar of challenge, their battle cry echoing through the night.*