Bad versus worse

Claire and Chloe Schoner finally, after busting their firm asses, got what they have been striving for and that was the Asylum Wrestling Society Women’s Tag Team Championship! They always talked a big game and ran their mouths but now they had something to verify their ego and that tag team gold!

And they weren’t naive about the situation. The Schoners had no friends, no allies, nobody who they could depend on as champion aside from themselves. But that’s the thing…that was literally all that they needed. Chloe and Claire have been a tag team since they left the womb. They made girls jealous of their looks, wealth, and athletic ability with no issue so they were used to having minimal friends anyway. So in the adult kick-ass pro wrestling context they could turn that “minimal” to “none” with zero issue.

It also bears mentioning that they defeated Tequila Rose. Avery McCullen and Sarah Lee Jackson. A team that was one of their biggest enemies. A team that opposed damn near every value that the Schoners held dear. At least for now Chloe and Clair could put that team in the past as they ascended to championship status! But they knew they couldn’t rest long as champions.They had unfinished business in the form of Rylie Stone and Karli Rae, another pair of nemeses from their past. If Avery and Sarah gave the fans a “good versus bad” vibe when they fought the Schoners, Rylie and Karli were a case of “bad versus worse.”

Like the legendary Jesse Ventura used to say. "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!" And all four women were unafraid to do just that. The referee would have to have their head on a swivel in this match to in the land of the rising sun. Chloe and Claire were ready to put this team to rest too and they wanted to let people know about it. So in their AWS Cell which was stylized like a luxury hotel suite they were ready to speak. Claire was wearing a blue and gold women’s wrestling top and tights with knee-high boots, Chloe was wearing the same color gear but she wore a women’s singlet and short boots for the people to see.

Claire and Chloe Schoner: WE. ARE. CHAMPIONS!

Claire grinned a toothy, shining smile while Chloe kissed her title with an audible smooch on camera just in sheer smugness and pride as AWS Women’s tag team champions

Claire Schoner: And everything is right in the world! In our mission to make the Asylum Wrestling Society beautiful one win at a time we have accomplished a landmark goal. Becoming the AWS Women’s Tag Team champions. And it’s overdue too really.

Chloe Schoner: We’re the hottest tag team in the Asylum on like multiple levels now as champions. The media has been all over us, our championship checks have cleared so we have more money to spend, and everyone wants to see us.

Claire Schoner: And some people want to see us lose unfortunately. We just earned these titles and people want to put us down already. Like thank god our titles aren’t on the line tonight…

Chloe Schoner: Be real sis the only people who want us to lose are haters, trolls, wannabes, and people who are jealous that we have titles and they don’t Clay-Clay. Like our opponents tonight Rylie Stone and Karli Rae. Ugh…what a way to ruin our Japan tour.

Claire Schoner: Seriously Japan has great food, fashion, all sorts of fun reasons to come here and if these people were smart they’d be cheering us to victory against our recurring pests Rylie and Karli and we put those overrated bitches to rest once and for all with our first match since winning these beautiful titles!

Chloe Schoner: And don’t worry our sweet followers, our titles aren’t on the line so your favorite tag team will still be champions at the end of the night. We’ll just have the sweet glory of beating Rylie the repulsive and creepy Karli

The Schoners displayed every aspect of themselves in this opening statement. Sibling cohesion, heel wrestling arrogance, valuing vanity as they boasted about their wealth, dismissing criticism, all before talking about their opponents with anger and annoyance in their words and on their faces.

Chloe Schoner: That’s the state of mind me and my sis are going to have when we put down you TEMU Schoners. All of the ego, none of the talent, none of the beauty, but you two LOOOOOOVE to hear yourselves talk! Well that’s fine. When you get interviewed after losing to me and Claire I know you’ll have a lot to say when you have that post-match interview when you have to explain how you lost.

Claire grinned with approval at her sister. She was surprised to hear such venom from her bubblier twin.

Claire Schoner: I like that fire you have dear sister. You must really want to humiliate our soon-to-be losers huh? 

Chloe Schoner: Duhhhhh. 

Claire Schoner: Good because I do too. These Japanese fans took time to see us so the least we could do is defend our titles successfully for them. Give them something good to talk about. My sister and I just got these titles and there is no way in hell we're losing in our first defense to you two pigs among women and we're going to slaughter you once we get to the ring! And while our titles aren’t on the line our pride IS. We’re not going to lose to some Schoner Twin wannabes!

Now the Schoners spoke directly about their opponents Riley and Karli with their lowlights. Not to mention times they got beaten up and hurt between Chloe and Claire talking about how this match was a foregone conclusion in their favor. This wasn’t a championship match, it was a battle of pride, but that still meant alot to the two blondes

Claire Schoner: In other words tonight. In Claire and Chloe Schoners first AWS Women’s Tag Team Championship defense we're expecting Karli Rae and Rylie Stone to fight hard.

Chloe Schoner: But we'll fight harder.

Claire Schoner: To cheat to win.

Claire Schoner: But we'll cheat better.

Chloe Schoner: Anything you can do we can do better.

Claire Schoner: Because we are the Schoner twins and we are where we belong. On top!