The Adventures of a Playboy
Jeremiah Vastrix is sitting in the back of a limo on his way to some unknown destination. The AWS World title is sitting next to him in the seat. Jeremiah sips on a martini with a smile as he relaxes.
Jeremiah Vastrix - Boone Carter. Thank you for the congratulations. It really means a lot to me that you know that I did not steal the title. That I did not steal the win. Yes, you were not defeated in this match, but it was not your match to lose. You were a challenger just like me. It was Stryker’s match to lose…and he lost.
Jeremiah finishes his martini, popping the olive into his mouth.
Jeremiah Vastrix - Boone, never had I ever heard a man speak in so many circles. How many times did you have to tell me that I won the match? I know I won the match; I have the title belt right here next to me. How many times did you have to tell me that I didn’t defeat you, and gosh, the upcoming match is just you and me? I kind of get that. I was given the alert on my phone that let me know I was being booked. You think that something is going to change when it’s just you and me? No, I don’t think so.
Jeremiah makes himself another martini and takes a sip with a satisfied smile.
Jeremiah Vastrix - You really think I stole the title opportunity from you with the way you are going on about how when it gets to be just you and me in the ring that it will be different. You think that I should be scared of you. You think that there’s no way that I could win a match with you without someone else added in as a distraction.
Jeremiah takes a sip from his martini.
Jeremiah Vastrix - It’s absolutely idiotic how you make these presumptions about me. I’m going to get into that ring and I am going to be the one to defeat you in that ring. Why do you think I’m God’s Gift?
Jeremiah lets the silence sort of sink in as he drinks his martini and eats the olive.
Jeremiah Vastrix - Right. I have gone on record to state that I am God’s Gift to Women and not Wrestling. Easy mistake to make. Still, I think I have enough skill to put you down. I would have done it at the last show, but I was busy putting the champion down so that he didn’t whine about not losing in his match.
Jeremiah puts his martini glass away and gets out a pack of cigarettes, getting one out and lighting it. He takes a drag and blows the smoke into the air.
Jeremiah Vastrix - I don’t want to be repeating myself, so I make this longer than it needs to be, but let’s recap. You talked for far too long. I didn’t have to defeat you. I am the champion. I am not afraid of getting into the ring with you alone. Now, if you’ll excuse me. I have a party to get to.
The limo comes to a stop, and the chauffeur gets out of the car to open the back door for Jeremiah to get out. They are in front of a club, an exclusive club. Jeremiah walks directly to the front door, bypassing the line around the block, and is let in by the bouncer. He walks over to the stairs and walks up the four stories to the rooftop, where he walks out into the party. Most of the people at the party are actors and actresses reliving the glory from Game of Thrones. Well, that and photo opportunities. Not very many fans in attendance, as they are kept downstairs and are not invited. Jeremiah gets a drink and sits down next to Sophie Turner, who is bearing red hair at the moment and a slick red dress that reveals a fair bit of cleavage.
Jeremiah Vastrix - I heard that every character on The Game of Thrones who kissed Sansa Stark was eventually doomed to die. You suppose that’s true in real life?
Sophie raises an eyebrow and gives Jeremiah the once-over with her eyes. She smirks.
Sophie Turner - Well, my ex isn’t dead if that’s what you mean. You could be the first to be doomed if you want to give it a go. Do you?
Jeremiah Vastrix - Do I what?
Sophie Turner - Want to kiss me?
Jeremiah Vastrix - I would be one of your baby daddies like Joe Jonas.
Sophie just laughs and motions to someone across the room. Maisie Williams walks over with a wide grin as she sees Sophie leaning close to Jeremiah.
Maisie Williams - Am I missing something?
Sophie Turner - This is Jeremiah Vastrix. He wants to kiss me.
Maisie gives Jeremiah the once-over and looks at him closely, like evaluating a prize steer.
Maisie Williams - This is the guy who co-owns the Conquest Wrestling Federation under the banner of Tentare Industries? That Jeremiah?
Jeremiah Vastrix - Yes.
Maisie Williams - I suppose you’re worthy. Have you paid the toll yet?
Jeremiah cocks his head at her in some confusion.
Jeremiah Vastrix - I’m sorry, but I have to pay a toll? I merely wanted to kiss Miss Turner on the lips. How much is this toll?
Maisie Williams - Silly, it’s not a money-cost. You have to get by me first. I’m her gatekeeper. So kiss me well enough to make me happy, and you can then kiss her. Sound good?
Jeremiah looks down at Maisie, noting that she is so much shorter than him. He nods.
Jeremiah Vastrix - I accept this challenge. You are…legal?
Maisie’s eyes go wide and she takes on a playfully offended tone.
Maisie Williams - Of course I am! Why I oughta-
Jeremiah goes to lean down to kiss Maisie. She closes her eyes in anticipation, but then he seizes her by the ass with both hands and lifts her up into the air to get her on a move “even level” with him before kissing her passionately, his tongue mixing with hers. She lets out a surprised “Mmmmph!” before melting into the sensations.
After a few moments of breaking away to breathe and diving back in for more, Jeremiah finally sets Maisie down. She looks a little dazed, her lips swollen and glistening.
Jeremiah Vastrix - Does that cover the toll? Or do you need more…convincing?
Maisie Williams - No, I think I’m good right now. Go ahead and give Sophie a big ole sloppy one.
Jeremiah turns to Sophie, who is about his equal in height. He smiles at her and holds out his hand.
Jeremiah Vastrix - I seem to have impressed your gatekeeper. May I kiss you now?
Sophie takes Jeremiah’s hand and he pulls her close so that he can put an arm around her waist.
Sophie Turner - I suppose you can kiss me.
Jeremiah Vastrix - Let’s see if we can turn that into a “need you to kiss me”.
Sophie Turner - You think you can do that? I’d like to see you try.
Jeremiah moves his hands down to Sophie’s ass and gives it a squeeze before kissing the side of her neck and nipping the skin with his teeth. He breathes into her ear.
Jeremiah Vastrix - Ready to need that kiss?
Sophie’s breath hitches as she trembles slightly under Jeremiah’s touch.
Sophie Turner - N-no?
Jeremiah Vastrix - No, eh? Let’s see…
Jeremiah takes her earlobe into his mouth, nibbling it lightly in a way that brings a needy moan from Sophie’s throat.
Sophie Turner - Now…kiss me now.
Jeremiah kisses Sophie, and she makes it passionate, her tongue demanding entrance to his mouth. She glides her hands down his back to hiis butt and then slides a hand around to caress his crotch. Jeremiah breaks away from the kiss with a gasp, her had still on the center of his heat.
Sophie Turner - Should we take this someplace more private?
Jeremiah Vastrix - I think so. I know just the place!
As Jeremiah pulls Sophie to the exit to head down the stairs, she lazily reaches out and grabs Maisie by the hand.
Sophie Turner - You come too!
Maisie Williams - Okay!
Many hours later, at a local hotel is where we find the three. They are lying nude on the bed, one on either side of Jeremiah. He sits up with a smile, sweat and other things glistening on his face. He gets out his smartphone and turns on Facebook Live while turning the camera to his face.
Jeremiah Vastrix - Boone Carter, you spent so much time wondering what I’m going to do when you are undistracted by a third opponent. The real question is, can you handle me when I’m not trying to defeat a champion? When I spend my time working over some schmuck that doesn’t really deserve the time of day from my schedule, but is getting it anyway. Sure, if yu beat me, you deserve a title shot. You won’t defeat me though. These girls can attest that whatever I do is golden.
Jeremiah turns the camera onto Maisie and Sophie, who don’t bother to try to hide their nudity.
Jeremiah Vastrix - Game of Thrones right up in here, Carter. Anyway, let me try to repeat myself as much as you did. When we face in the ring, you’re going to lose. Why? Because I’m the champion of the world and you are only champion of…parental advisory? Whatever that is. But, I want to thank you for essentially doing the work for me. You said it’ll be different when it’s just you and me in the ring alone. You know it will, I know it will. The outcome, on the other hand, will be the same. I win. The champion will stand strong.
Jeremiah cups a breast on Maisie with a wide grin.
Jeremiah Vastrix - I’ll see you soon, Boone. In the meantime…I have work to do.
The scene fades as Jeremiah leans down to kiss her.