What AWS needs
Chloe and Claire Schoner felt like they had work unfinished here in the Asylum Wrestling Society. They weren’t complete without one set of important things and those were the AWS Women’s World Tag Team Championships.
Keep in mind that the Schoner Twins were doing well for themselves. They’ve won a few matches, enough to make them worthy of a title bout for sure. They also brought beauty and glamour to the Asylum with some sex appeal when most of the wrestlers were savage brutes pretending to be horror movie villains or action movie heroes. They wanted to brighten up the Asylum Wrestling Society through violence with them setting an example. However, despite all of their efforts the one piece of shining gold they couldn’t attain…were those Women’s World Tag Team titles.
Not that they didn’t try. A blind person could tell that they did. But they couldn’t get over that hill to glory. They were always stopped by other teams like Tequila Rose at the worst possible time. Tequila Rose—Avery McCullen and “The Yankee Rose” Sarah Lee Jackson. Two women that opposed a lot of what the Schoner Twins stood for Tequila Rose brought adventure and wrestling grit. The Schoner Twins brought glamour and wrestling showmanship. Perfect opposites. And this wasn’t the first time they faced off against each other but this match had a mystery hook. Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal.
The blonde twins couldn’t even enjoy their trip to Maitai Bay in New Zealand, because that’s where their Ward match against Tequila Rose was because of the surprise. It’s tough to train and prepare for any match, much less a title bout when you don’t know the stipulation. Every social media picture, every vlog post that Chloe and Clair gave to their hundreds of thousands of followers was under an overcast mood because they could barely prepare for their title. That was like…so unfair!
So in their AWS Cell which was stylized to their liking to look like an upper class living room they sat on their leather couch with heavy minds. Chloe had her hair in a ponytail braid, Claire’s was straight, they were in their matching pink and gold ring gear but Chloe had a wrestling top and women's trunks, Claire had a wrestling top and wrestling pants and despite their curvaceous beauty they were cold and serious with their stonefaced expressions looking directly into the camera.
Chloe and Claire Schoner: WE ARE PISSED.
The siblings said in blunt unison
Claire Schoner: It's bad enough we have a match against our biggest pains in the ass Tequila Rose who are totally undeserving of the AWS Women’s World Tag Team Titles but we don’t even know the stipulation against them!
Chloe Schoner: It is like ridiculously hard to be our fabulous, talented, famous selves before a match when we don’t even really know what we’re getting into. Aside from a chance to beat up Avery McCullen and Sarah Lee Jackson again with gold on the line.
Claire Schoner nodded while looking at her twin.
Claire Schoner: But here’s the thing Chlo, they're just as mad about this as we are. They don’t know the stipulation either. Everything in this crazy mess is like our bank accounts. Perfectly balanced.
The two of them had some comfort in the fact that going into this title match Tequila Rose had no earthly idea what the stipulation was either. Granted Tequila Rose wasn’t about that influencer life like the Schoners were but they were likely seething over the same thing. That damn wheel.
Chloe Schoner: I knowwwwww but that’s just my point Clee. We shouldn’t even be in this mess. If only there was a stip that favored us and only us. Especially since those annoying uggos aren’t afraid of anything.
Chloe said selfishly. Wishing that they could pick the match type to defeat Avery and Sarah.
Claire Schoner: Yeah well neither are we. We're not in this match because we look hot.
Chloe Schoner: Even though we do.
Claire Schoner: Even though we do. But we're in this match because we're great wrestlers too and quite frankly the fact that we aren't champions makes me sick. With how good we look, with how good we fight, we are what the Asylum Wrestling Society needs to put a real spotlight on the company.
Chloe Schoner: We do make the Asylum better one win at a time. Whether it is alone or together. Besides with this fancy world tour that the Asylum Wrestling Society is on, the fans deserve to see the Schoner Twins. Two drop dead sexy blondes who show that Lunatics can be sexy, ruthless, dangerous, and not dress like potato sacks and smell like sweat all the time and are covered in dirt for half of that.
Claire Schoner: So Avery, Sarah, it doesn’t really matter what match we have to wrestle with that stupid wheel because we’re going to own you in that ring. We’re going to beat you around all corners of that ring. Make you bruised, battered, and bloody.
Chloe Schoner: Make you look uglier than you already are.
Claire Schoner: And FINALLY get those AWS Women’s World Tag Team Titles to their forever home.
Schoner Twins: At Ward tonight those titles will be ours!