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TJ Alexander
October 10, 2026 • TJ Alexander • 2,688 words • Monday Night Ward: #369 • Nachi, Waterfalls - Japan

You can't beat this current

[The scene opens up in the bright daylight, as the sun is out beaming down, as we see a temple and a river that is connected to a waterfall. We are at the Nachi Waterfall, a red temple is in the background, and a few seconds later, in view, walks TJ Alexander. TJ who is wearing some black skinny jeans and a long sleeved green polo shirt and a gold chain around his neck]

“It’s been a few days now since Clash at the Beach, where I was in that lunatic lottery match, where at the end of it, I grabbed the 2nd briefcase, and now I have a title shot at the C4 division championship,  and I am itching for championship gold in AWS again.”

[TJ pauses]

“And now on this week’s Monday night Ward I am up against The Harrower for the C4 championship, and The Harrower has a problem, and it’s not just me standing in his way, it’s not just the fact that I am in physical form in front of him, it’s me standing ahead of him wanting the C4 division championship from him, but now, but in the last month, in the last month I have picked up momentum everywhere else, I have won championship gold almost everywhere else, I have built up momentum again and it’s only a matter of time that I win gold in AWS.”

[TJ tilts his head]

“I am no fool Harrower I know and I can see why you’ve been as successful as the C4 champion, I know why you’ve been able to hold it down bruv, and I see how you are so confident, but all that time now has passed, because you’re stepping in front of me, and now I am as confident and as with momentum as anyone, there’s nothing you have in your arsenal or pocket that frightens me bruv.”

[TJ cracks his knuckles]

“I know how you enter matches, I know how you try and use psychology, and I know how you use hardcore and brawling tactics, and all that has gotten you so far, all of that has been favoured to you, but you’re up against someone who is the complete opposite, someone who is thriving on aerial offense, someone who thrives on speed, and someone who thrives on using striking abilities to kick your head off.

[TJ pauses]

“Your brawling tactics are going to fall flat, those psychology moves, those moves that you play and pray on opponents weak minds, those will not work on me either, I have built up a strong mental block, a strong wall, that cannot be broken, you will not faze me, I am not going to break down, you’re up against someone who has in AWS anyway, nothing left to lose anyway.”

[TJ pauses again as he takes a look into the camera as the sounds of water is in the background]

[Do you see this waterfall Harrower?”

[TJ points to the water that is beside him flowing rapidly, with a heavy current stream that will cause death to anyone swimming in it]

“This is where I am gonna drop you, put you in difficulties and watch you swirl your way to safety, and while you’re doing that, while you are trying to survive that current, I am taking the gold back home, adding it to my accolades that seem to be growing again, and hold up the C4 championship above my head.”

[The sounds of water are loud and soothing in the background]

“The Harrower as you walk into this match with the same old ideas of brawling with your opponent, I am going to be completely different, I am going to use everything in my arsenal from speed, agility, from my use of striking, hitting any and all suplex’s, I am gonna bring everything I possibly can to beat you. And I know I will, I know I can, and I know I am walking out of Japan, as the new C4 champion.”

[Scene ends]

[The scene opens up in the bright daylight, as the sun is out beaming down, as we see a temple and a river that is connected to a waterfall. We are at the Nachi Waterfall, a red temple is in the background, and a few seconds later, in view, walks TJ Alexander. TJ who is wearing some black skinny jeans and a long sleeved green polo shirt and a gold chain around his neck]

“It’s been a few days now since Clash at the Beach, where I was in that lunatic lottery match, where at the end of it, I grabbed the 2nd briefcase, and now I have a title shot at the C4 division championship,  and I am itching for championship gold in AWS again.”

[TJ pauses]

“And now on this week’s Monday night Ward I am up against The Harrower for the C4 championship, and The Harrower has a problem, and it’s not just me standing in his way, it’s not just the fact that I am in physical form in front of him, it’s me standing ahead of him wanting the C4 division championship from him, but now, but in the last month, in the last month I have picked up momentum everywhere else, I have won championship gold almost everywhere else, I have built up momentum again and it’s only a matter of time that I win gold in AWS.”

[TJ tilts his head]

“I am no fool Harrower I know and I can see why you’ve been as successful as the C4 champion, I know why you’ve been able to hold it down bruv, and I see how you are so confident, but all that time now has passed, because you’re stepping in front of me, and now I am as confident and as with momentum as anyone, there’s nothing you have in your arsenal or pocket that frightens me bruv.”

[TJ cracks his knuckles]

“I know how you enter matches, I know how you try and use psychology, and I know how you use hardcore and brawling tactics, and all that has gotten you so far, all of that has been favoured to you, but you’re up against someone who is the complete opposite, someone who is thriving on aerial offense, someone who thrives on speed, and someone who thrives on using striking abilities to kick your head off.

[TJ pauses]

“Your brawling tactics are going to fall flat, those psychology moves, those moves that you play and pray on opponents weak minds, those will not work on me either, I have built up a strong mental block, a strong wall, that cannot be broken, you will not faze me, I am not going to break down, you’re up against someone who has in AWS anyway, nothing left to lose anyway.”

[TJ pauses again as he takes a look into the camera as the sounds of water is in the background]

[Do you see this waterfall Harrower?”

[TJ points to the water that is beside him flowing rapidly, with a heavy current stream that will cause death to anyone swimming in it]

“This is where I am gonna drop you, put you in difficulties and watch you swirl your way to safety, and while you’re doing that, while you are trying to survive that current, I am taking the gold back home, adding it to my accolades that seem to be growing again, and hold up the C4 championship above my head.”

[The sounds of water are loud and soothing in the background]

“The Harrower as you walk into this match with the same old ideas of brawling with your opponent, I am going to be completely different, I am going to use everything in my arsenal from speed, agility, from my use of striking, hitting any and all suplex’s, I am gonna bring everything I possibly can to beat you. And I know I will, I know I can, and I know I am walking out of Japan, as the new C4 champion.”

[Scene ends]

[The scene opens up in the bright daylight, as the sun is out beaming down, as we see a temple and a river that is connected to a waterfall. We are at the Nachi Waterfall, a red temple is in the background, and a few seconds later, in view, walks TJ Alexander. TJ who is wearing some black skinny jeans and a long sleeved green polo shirt and a gold chain around his neck]

“It’s been a few days now since Clash at the Beach, where I was in that lunatic lottery match, where at the end of it, I grabbed the 2nd briefcase, and now I have a title shot at the C4 division championship,  and I am itching for championship gold in AWS again.”

[TJ pauses]

“And now on this week’s Monday night Ward I am up against The Harrower for the C4 championship, and The Harrower has a problem, and it’s not just me standing in his way, it’s not just the fact that I am in physical form in front of him, it’s me standing ahead of him wanting the C4 division championship from him, but now, but in the last month, in the last month I have picked up momentum everywhere else, I have won championship gold almost everywhere else, I have built up momentum again and it’s only a matter of time that I win gold in AWS.”

[TJ tilts his head]

“I am no fool Harrower I know and I can see why you’ve been as successful as the C4 champion, I know why you’ve been able to hold it down bruv, and I see how you are so confident, but all that time now has passed, because you’re stepping in front of me, and now I am as confident and as with momentum as anyone, there’s nothing you have in your arsenal or pocket that frightens me bruv.”

[TJ cracks his knuckles]

“I know how you enter matches, I know how you try and use psychology, and I know how you use hardcore and brawling tactics, and all that has gotten you so far, all of that has been favoured to you, but you’re up against someone who is the complete opposite, someone who is thriving on aerial offense, someone who thrives on speed, and someone who thrives on using striking abilities to kick your head off.

[TJ pauses]

“Your brawling tactics are going to fall flat, those psychology moves, those moves that you play and pray on opponents weak minds, those will not work on me either, I have built up a strong mental block, a strong wall, that cannot be broken, you will not faze me, I am not going to break down, you’re up against someone who has in AWS anyway, nothing left to lose anyway.”

[TJ pauses again as he takes a look into the camera as the sounds of water is in the background]

[Do you see this waterfall Harrower?”

[TJ points to the water that is beside him flowing rapidly, with a heavy current stream that will cause death to anyone swimming in it]

“This is where I am gonna drop you, put you in difficulties and watch you swirl your way to safety, and while you’re doing that, while you are trying to survive that current, I am taking the gold back home, adding it to my accolades that seem to be growing again, and hold up the C4 championship above my head.”

[The sounds of water are loud and soothing in the background]

“The Harrower as you walk into this match with the same old ideas of brawling with your opponent, I am going to be completely different, I am going to use everything in my arsenal from speed, agility, from my use of striking, hitting any and all suplex’s, I am gonna bring everything I possibly can to beat you. And I know I will, I know I can, and I know I am walking out of Japan, as the new C4 champion.”

[Scene ends]

[The scene opens up in the bright daylight, as the sun is out beaming down, as we see a temple and a river that is connected to a waterfall. We are at the Nachi Waterfall, a red temple is in the background, and a few seconds later, in view, walks TJ Alexander. TJ who is wearing some black skinny jeans and a long sleeved green polo shirt and a gold chain around his neck]

“It’s been a few days now since Clash at the Beach, where I was in that lunatic lottery match, where at the end of it, I grabbed the 2nd briefcase, and now I have a title shot at the C4 division championship,  and I am itching for championship gold in AWS again.”

[TJ pauses]

“And now on this week’s Monday night Ward I am up against The Harrower for the C4 championship, and The Harrower has a problem, and it’s not just me standing in his way, it’s not just the fact that I am in physical form in front of him, it’s me standing ahead of him wanting the C4 division championship from him, but now, but in the last month, in the last month I have picked up momentum everywhere else, I have won championship gold almost everywhere else, I have built up momentum again and it’s only a matter of time that I win gold in AWS.”

[TJ tilts his head]

“I am no fool Harrower I know and I can see why you’ve been as successful as the C4 champion, I know why you’ve been able to hold it down bruv, and I see how you are so confident, but all that time now has passed, because you’re stepping in front of me, and now I am as confident and as with momentum as anyone, there’s nothing you have in your arsenal or pocket that frightens me bruv.”

[TJ cracks his knuckles]

“I know how you enter matches, I know how you try and use psychology, and I know how you use hardcore and brawling tactics, and all that has gotten you so far, all of that has been favoured to you, but you’re up against someone who is the complete opposite, someone who is thriving on aerial offense, someone who thrives on speed, and someone who thrives on using striking abilities to kick your head off.

[TJ pauses]

“Your brawling tactics are going to fall flat, those psychology moves, those moves that you play and pray on opponents weak minds, those will not work on me either, I have built up a strong mental block, a strong wall, that cannot be broken, you will not faze me, I am not going to break down, you’re up against someone who has in AWS anyway, nothing left to lose anyway.”

[TJ pauses again as he takes a look into the camera as the sounds of water is in the background]

[Do you see this waterfall Harrower?”

[TJ points to the water that is beside him flowing rapidly, with a heavy current stream that will cause death to anyone swimming in it]

“This is where I am gonna drop you, put you in difficulties and watch you swirl your way to safety, and while you’re doing that, while you are trying to survive that current, I am taking the gold back home, adding it to my accolades that seem to be growing again, and hold up the C4 championship above my head.”

[The sounds of water are loud and soothing in the background]

“The Harrower as you walk into this match with the same old ideas of brawling with your opponent, I am going to be completely different, I am going to use everything in my arsenal from speed, agility, from my use of striking, hitting any and all suplex’s, I am gonna bring everything I possibly can to beat you. And I know I will, I know I can, and I know I am walking out of Japan, as the new C4 champion.”

[Scene ends]